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Date Posted: Wed, Aug 02 2000, 15:37:01
Author: steve
Subject: It Won't Be Long

It Won't Be Long
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A blonde was visiting Washington D.C. for the first time and
wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortuantely, she was
having trouble finding it. Finally she saw a police officer
and asked him for directions.

"Well if you wait at that bus stop right there and get on
the 54, it will take you right there." explained the
officer.

"Thank you" she cooed, and walked to the bus stop.

Five hours later, the police officer was driving by again,
and sure enough, the blonde was still standing at the bus
stop.

The officer stopped and said "Excuse me miss, but I told you
that to get to the Capitol building, you take the number 54,
and it will take you right there. What are you still doing
here?"

"Oh don't worry officer." she replied. "It won't be long
now. The 47th bus just went by."

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