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Date Posted: Wed, Aug 02 2000, 15:43:05
Author: steve
Subject: professors`s brain

Professors's Brain

A college student was in a philosophy class which had a
discussion about God's existence. The professor
presented the following logic:

"Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke.

"Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody
spoke.

"Has anyone in this class seen God?" When nobody spoke
for the third time, he simply stated, "Then there is no
God."

One student thought for a second, and then asked for
permission to reply. Curious to hear this bold
student's response, the professor granted it, and the
student stood up and asked the following questions of
his classmates:

"Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?"
Silence.

"Has anyone in this class touched our professor's
brain?" Again, silence.

"Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?"

When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student
concluded, "Then, according to our professor's logic,
it must be true that our professor has no brain!"

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