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Date Posted: Fri, Aug 04 2000, 22:25:51
Author: steve
Subject: A little boy who wanted

A little boy who wanted $100 very badly prayed and
prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he
decided to write a letter to God requesting the $100.

When the postal authorities received the letter to
"God, USA," they decided to send it to President
Clinton.

The president was so impressed, touched, and amused
that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy
a $5 bill.

Mr. Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of
money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5, and
immediately sat down to write a thank-you note to God
which read:

"Dear God,

Thank you for sending me the money!

However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send
it through Washington D.C., and as usual, those
bastards taxed it by 95 percent!"

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