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Date Posted: Sun, Aug 13 2000, 4:13:00
Author: Ms.HottyBody
Subject: Presents

Four guys are sitting in a bar. One man goes to the bathroom, meanwhile, the others begin to brag about their sons. The first man, Larry, says "I'm so proud of my son, for his first job he was a construction worker and now he's selling houses. In fact, he gave his best freind a house for his birthday!"

"Wow!" said the second man,"That's almost like what my son did! First he was a bum washing windows on cars, now he's selling them! He's such a good kid, he gave his best freind a Lamborghini for his birthday!"

"Pah," said the third man, "That's nothing! MY son was a butler with minimum wage, working for a man who won millions in the stock market! He followed what the man did, and now HE'S a MILLIONARE! He's so kind he gave his best freind one-million in stocks for his birthday!Hmm, I wonder what Bill's son turned out to be..."

By this time bill man came back, and the others inquired about his son. "Well," he said somewhat ruefully,"I'm not very proud of my son. He's a waiter and has been for fourteen years. His best freinds all gave him Houses, cars, and shares in the stock for his birthday. On top of that, him and his rotten freinds are all gay!"

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