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Date Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2000, 16:14:10
Author: steve
Subject: Girl Talk

Girl Talk

Hillary Clinton and Janet Reno were having one of those
girl-to-girl talks, and Hillary said to Janet, "You're
lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex
with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no
telling where he last had his pecker."

Janet responded, "Just because I am aesthetically
challenged (that's "politically correct" for ugly)
doesn't mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual
advances."

Hillary asked, "Well,... how do you deal with the
problem?"

"Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a
pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the
loudest, nastiest fart that I can."

That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out
when Hillary slipped into bed. She could hear him start
to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action.
She had been saving her farts all day, and she was
ready for him!

She tensed up her butt cheeks and forced out the most
disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.

Bill rolled over and asked, "Janet, is that you?"

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