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Date Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2000, 16:14:59
Author: steve
Subject: The Godfather,

The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into
a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather asks
the accountant, "Where's the three million bucks you
embezzled from me?" The accountant doesn't answer. The
Godfather asks again, "Where's the three million bucks
you embezzled from me?"

The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf-mute
and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for
you."

The Godfather says, "Well, ask him where the @#!* money
is." The attorney, using sign language, asks the
accountant where the three million dollars is. The
accountant signs back, "I don't know what you're
talking about." The attorney interprets to the
Godfather, "He doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the temple
of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, "Ask him
again where the @#!* money is!"

The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know
where it is!" The accountant signs back, "Okay! Okay!
The money's hidden in a suitcase behind the shed in my
backyard!" The Godfather says, "Well, what did he say?"
The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says that
you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

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