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Date Posted: Wed, Aug 23 2000, 10:49:12
Author: steve
Subject: An Explorer

An Explorer and God

An explorer in the deepest amazon suddenly finds
himself surrounded by a large bloodthirsty group of
savage natives. He quietly says out loud, "Oh God, I'm
screwed!"

Suddenly, there is a ray of light from above and a
voice booms out, "No, you're not screwed yet. Pick up
that stone at your feet and bash in the head of their
chief standing in front of you."

So, the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to
bash the living crap out of the chief. As he stands
above the lifeless body, with the shocked and angry
looks of the natives closing in on him, he looks upward
and says, "What now God?"

And God's voice booms out, "Okay...now you're screwed!"

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