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Date Posted: Thu, Aug 31 2000, 23:02:32
Author: steve
Subject: Rifle Shop

Rifle Shop

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope
for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the
clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope,
and says to the man, "This scope is so good,you can see
my house all the way up on that hill".

The man takes a look through the scope, and starts
laughing.

"What's so funny?" asks the clerk. "I see a naked man
and a naked woman running around in the house", the man
replies.

The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at
his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and
says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope
for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my
wife's head off and shoot the guy's penis off."

The man takes another look through the scope and says,
"You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"

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