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Date Posted: Fri, Sep 01 2000, 20:20:34
Author: steve
Subject: Ugliest man in the world

Ugliest man in the world

One day, Hercules, Snow White and the Quazzimoto
(Hunchback of Notre Dame) were standing around talking.
Hercules spoke up and said, "I bet I am the strongest
man in the world."

Snow White then looked around and said, "Well I bet
that I am the most beautiful person in the world."

Then Quazzimoto looks around and quietly said, "I
suppose that I am the ugliest man in the world."

An old man who had been listening in on there
conversation said, "There is a psychic on top of that
hill up there, why don't you each go in there and ask
her yourself?"

The three friends agreed and they hiked to the top of
the hill. Hercules went in first and came out a few
minutes later and said, "I was right, I am the
strongest man in the world."

Snow White went in next. She came out a few minutes
later and said, "I was also right, I am the most
beautiful person in the world."

Finally it was Quazzimoto's turn. He went in and after
a few minutes he came out scratching his head. He looks
up at his friends and said:

"Who is Dennis Rodman?"

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