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Date Posted: Fri, Nov 24 2000, 22:46:07
Author: Mina
Subject: Lesson for little girl

A little girl walks into a room and finds her father jacking off in te corner.

"Daddy? What are you doing?"

"Uh, um, I'm polishing silver."

"No your not, mommy keeps the silver shined and locked in a cabinet."

"Oh, yeah, that's right. I'm uh, watering the plants!"

"No you're not. That's a rubber tree."

"Alright ms.smartpants. what am I doing?"

"YOu're jacking off!"

Now the father is extremely surprised.

"Who taught you about that??"

"Uncle Ron."

"When? Where?"

"It was last night when you were at work."

"Whaaat!?"

"Well, he was here."

"Where, what was he doing?"

"He was sleeping under the bed."

"Why?"

"I don't know. But I heard screaming from mommy's room then I came in and mommy was in the bathroom and I found him naked under the bed Jacking off!"

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