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Date Posted: Mon, Dec 11 2000, 21:49:48
Author: steve
Subject: Hello out there all people of the world.

Hello out there all people of the world.

This is Santa and I just wanted to let you know that
Christmas may be a little late this year.

See after checking all the boxes and tallying them up,
I found some problems with the results.

The first result showed:
428,534,120 Good
428,523,119 Bad

The second result showed:
428,534,118 Good
428,523,121 Bad

So you see, I can't, with good faith, go out and
deliver presents while knowing I could have made a
mistake. Maybe Little Johnny was good for once, then
again, maybe not.

So, I have enlisted the help of all my elves and the
Mrs. to help do a recount. We hope to have this
finished up by 5pm on the 24th of December, but there
is a possibility that it might take longer. You see
the tally cards were not quite clear to me, although I
made them myself, I forgot what they meant.

You know, Good...and Bad??? And the check marks I used
were not all the same, some went left, some right, some
were just a mark. some went through both boxes, and
some didn't even have much of a mark on them. I leave
it up to them to decide what I meant.

So if you wake up on Christmas morning, and there are
no presents under your tree, at least you can tell the
kids the story.

Thank you for your patience and understanding in these
times,

Santa

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