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Date Posted: Sun, Dec 24 2000, 2:34:04
Author: Lunar Blue
Subject: Birdie Love

An eagle was feeling rather horny, so he swooped down on a dove and took it back to his nest. Once back at the nest the dove said, "I'm a dove and I like love."

The eagle thought, "Stuff that," and tossed the dove out of the nest. Then the eagle spotted an owl. So he swooped down on the owl and took it back to his nest. Once back at the nest the owl said, "I'm an owl and I like to howl."

The eagle thought, "Stuff that," and tossed the owl out of the nest. Then the eagle spotted an duck. So he swooped down on the duck and took it back to his nest. Once back at the nest the duck said, "I'm a drake and I think you've made a mistake!"

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