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Date Posted: Sun, Dec 24 2000, 3:38:58
Author: Lunar Blue
Subject: SING Baby!!

There was a little girl whose mother was very strict. Her mother tried to make her daughter behave in a very decent manner, but the girl was still three and half years old.

One day the family went to a party, and in the middle of the party the girl cried, "Mommy I want to go restroom." This drew a lot of attention and the mother felt embarrassed about her daughter. At home she advised that whenever she wants to go to restroom she should say, "I want to sing."

After a couple of days the girl's grandfather came to visit them. She liked her grandfather very much. At night, she slept with her grandfather, who put her to sleep with a story.

After couple of hours, she woke up and said, "Grandpa I want to sing." The grandpa was afraid of causing a disturbance past midnight if the girl began singing, so he told her in a very low voice, "Baby if you want to sing, sing in my ears."

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