VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

Wed, Apr 22 2026, 12:08:29 [ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, [2], 3 ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: Fri, Feb 16 2001, 22:37:57
Author: steve
Subject: A young couple were in the way to the church

A young couple were in the way to the church to get married when their car was hit by a semi and both were killed. At the pearly gates, St Peter asks them what they most desired. The young woman looks at her intended and says that she wishes that the could still get married. That way the could spend eternity together. St Peter approved the request, but instructed them to take some time thinking about it. After 100 years passed the couple appeared before St Peter to make their request again. Once again he told them to take more time to think about it. After another 100 years passed ST Peter summoned them to see if they were still interested in getting married. The couple assured him they were and the ceremony took place immediately. 100 years later the couple knocked on St Peter's door demanding that they be allowed to get a divorce. They can't stand living with each other. St Peter shakes his head, "Jesus Christ, it took me 200 years just to get a priest into Heaven. Do you know the odds of finding a lawyer?"

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]
[ Contact Forum Admin ]

Forum timezone: GMT+0
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.