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Date Posted: Tue, Apr 17 2001, 4:28:44
Author: Mina
Subject: Sometimes You Gotta Wonder

If a person has a really bad short term memory, wouldn't that mean they have no memory because if you can't remember what just happened, how can you remember it later?



What would a pope, bishop, rabbi, or priest say in the middle of preaching if he stubbed his toe?


Is Barney Like survivor? It seems like whoever can be in the suit the longest wins....

What's the point of an Anti-anti-site?

Who made up the word Fuck?


Good christian mothers often have 3 kids, and they often scold them very much. But don't they consider sex a sin?


If we all considered sex a sin, wouldn't we be dead by now?


How long can fossil fuels last?

Who is more suicidale? The people from the suicidle help line, the suicdle people? Or the people that call you and ask if you would like to subscribe to something?




A man was driving down the highway in his pick-up truck and there was this lone monkey just sitting along the side of the road. Confused, the man stopped the truck and opened the door. "You need a lift?" he asked. The monkey just stared back at him and scratched his butt. Eventually the man got out, picked the monkey up, put it in his front seat and started down the road again.

At this time there was a state trooper cruising down in the opposite direction. The policeman happened to see the man pick up the monkey. Knowing that it was not only illegal to pick up hitch hikers, but also illegal to have a monkey, he pulled the man over a few miles down the road. The policeman chewed the man out for picking up the monkey and told him to take it to the zoo immediately. The man agreed and was off.

The next day the policeman saw the man driving down the highway with the monkey again. So he pulled the man over and said, "I thought I told you to take that monkey to the zoo."

"I did," replied the man, "and we had so much fun that today we're going to Sea World!"

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