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Date Posted: Thu, Jun 22 2000, 23:30:37
Author: steve
Subject: Teaching a Lesson

Teaching a Lesson
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A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class
a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an
experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of
whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor
putting a worm first into the water.

The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in
water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed
painfully, and it quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a
doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the
professor asked.

Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink
whiskey and you won't get worms!"

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