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Date Posted: Fri, Jun 23 2000, 4:37:26
Author: ME
Subject: Don't Want Any Cookies

Little Johnny was in class, and the teacher was handing out cookies. "I don't want none of your damn cookies," Johnny said. The teacher couldn't believe she heard him right, so she asked again if he would like a cookie. Johnny said, "I told you, I don't want any of your damn cookies!"

The teacher rushed to the office, called Johnny's father, and told him to get down to the school right away. When he got there she said, "I want you to see this for yourself." They went up to Johnny and she asked him, "Will you have one of my cookies?" Johnny said, "I already told you, I don't want any of your goddamn cookies." The teacher turned to the father and said, "Well, what do you think of that?" The father said "Well f*** him then, let him do without!"

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