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Date Posted: Mon, Jun 12 2000, 12:58:49
Author: steve
Subject: A man walks into the front door of a bar

A man walks into the front door of a bar

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is
obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats
himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the
bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs
the man that it appears he has already had plenty to
drink and that he could not be served additional
liquor. The bartender offers to call a cab for him.

The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs,
grumbles, climbs down from the bar stool and staggers
out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk
stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to
the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes
over and - still politely if not more firmly - refuses
service to the man and again offers to call a cab. The
drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily,
curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the
while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through
the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar
stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a
drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically
reminds the man that he is drunk and will be served no
drinks. He then tells him that he can either call a
cab or the police immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in
hopeless anguish cries, "Man! How many bars do you work
at?"

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