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Date Posted: Fri, Jun 23 2000, 21:28:44
Author: steve
Subject: An old couple walk into McDonalds,



An old couple walk into McDonalds, the little old man
orders one hamburger, one order of fries, and one soda.

They sit down and split all of the food equally. The
little old man cuts the Hamburger in half, splits the
fries and pours half of the soda into another cup.

A nearby man is watching and thinking to
himself..."Those poor people, they can't even afford to
buy meals for themselves. I'll go over there and see if
I can do something."

So the man walks over to their table and asks, "Can I
buy you a Hamburger or something?"

The couple reassures the man that they are fine and
that they have enough, he also adds that they share all
the time. Surprised by their answers, he goes back to
his table and can't help but notice that the little old
lady isn't eating her half.

The man thinks... "Oh my gosh, she probably isn't
eating because she's worried her husband won't have
enough, so she will sacrifice her half for him."

So he walks over there and says "Look, are you sure I
can't get you anything?"

The little old man replies "No we're fine! Thank you!"

"But how come your wife isn't eating?"The man asks
curiously.

"I already told you! We share everything, she's waiting
for her teeth!"

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