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Date Posted: Fri, Jun 23 2000, 21:31:46
Author: steve
Subject: A baby was born to a couple



A baby was born to a couple. When he was one, he could
talk like an adult. When he was two, he could read
anything. When he was three, he could do advanced
calculus. When he was four, he could predict the
future.

One day, he made three predictions. One year from
today, I will die. Two years from today, my mother will
die. Three years from today, my father will die.

Sure enough, a year later he died.

The father, getting the picture in a big way, loaded up
his wife with a million dollars in life insurance.

Sure enough, a year later she died. He figured he had a
year to live it up with that life insurance, which he
did, spending every penny of it.

The eve of his projected death, he drank himself into a
stupor. To his amazement, he woke up the next morning
with nothing more than a bad hangover. He stumbled to
the back porch to get the milk for his coffee, where he
found the milk man dead.

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