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Date Posted: Mon, Jul 03 2000, 22:48:12
Author: Steve
Subject: Jesus and Satan


Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about
who was better on his computer. They had been going at
it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the
bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to
set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge
who does the better job".

So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed
away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote
reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent
out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did
some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every
known job.

But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning
suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the
rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every
curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of
them restarted his computer. Satan started searching
frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I
lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of
his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this
and became irate. "Wait! He cheated, how did he do it?"

God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves".

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