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Date Posted: Mon, Jul 03 2000, 23:03:19
Author: Steve
Subject: Top 10 Drug Using Cartoon Suspects...

Top 10 Drug Using Cartoon Suspects...

10. Gargamel (From the Smurfs)

Most likely LSD. Spends his life in pursuit of little
blue guys in sissy white outfits and mentally abusing
his cat. What does he plan to do with the blue dwarfs
when he catches them anyway?

9. Olive Oyl

SPEED FREAK!!!!. Who is that skinny?! She might even be
anorexic, she is always giving her burger to her
friend. One side question, what the hell are Popeye and
Brutus thinking? What is it, her personality? NOT!

8. Snagglepuss

Can't explain it. Maybe it's the name, or the look, but
he is suspicious.

7. He-Man

This is an easy one. I mean c'mon. Roid monkey #1. "BY
THE POWER OF ANABOLIC!!!!!!" Makes me want to root for
Skeletor. Alone in his castle, hitting the weights. And
on top of that he even injects the shit in his pet
tiger. Can we say "Animal Abuse"?

6.& 5. Yogi and Boo Boo

We all know what is really in those picnic baskets.
They go back to the cave and trip.

4. Droopy Dog

The number one downer abuser in toon land. Can't
someone slip him an upper every year or two. The only
time I ever saw him happy is when he sees the picture
of the babe. Sort of makes you wonder.

3. Dopey Dwarf

He openly admits it. The other dwarfs deny involvement
but they are under investigation. Allegations are that
Doc is writing some extra scripts for Sneezy and all
the guys partaking are afloat.

2. Daffy Duck

If he isn't using crack, Marion Barry is clean. He is
so wired he bounces around on his head without pain.
Blows his beak off all the time. Haldol wouldn't work
for him.

1. Shaggy

By far the #1 suspect. His clothes, his hair, his bad
goatee, the boy converses with dogs. But all of this is
nothing until you go to the Munchie Factor. Anybody who
averages 9.3 dog treats consumed per episode smokes
pot, no if, ands, or, buts about it. And look at the
way him and his friends painted that van! Pretty rad
design dude.

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