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Date Posted: Mon, Jul 03 2000, 23:06:27
Author: steve
Subject: War Game Casualties

War Game Casualties
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During an Army war game a commanding officer's jeep got
stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men lounging around
nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck.

"Sorry sir," said one of the loafers, "but we’ve been
classified
dead and the umpire said we couldn't contribute in any
way."

The C.O. turned to his driver and said, "Go drag a couple of
those dead bodies over here and throw them under the wheels
to give us some traction."

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