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Date Posted: Sun, Jul 09 2000, 0:28:51
Author: steve
Subject: An old woman



An old woman was riding an elevator in a very lavish
New York City Office Building.

A young and beautiful woman gets in to the elevator
smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to the old
woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100
an ounce."

Another young and beautiful woman gets in to the
elevator smelling like expensive perfume. She, too
very arrogantly turns to the old woman and says,
"Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce."

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her
floor and is about to get off the elevator.

Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in
the eye, bends over, farts.......... and says,
"Broccoli - 49 cents an pound

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