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Date Posted: Mon, Jun 12 2000, 13:16:00
Author: steve
Subject: A tramp walks into a jewellers

A tramp walks into a jewellers

A tramp walks into a jewellers in Oxford Street one
 afternoon. He
 walks around for a while and then sits down on a
 courtesy couch
 provided for people choosing their jewellery. The
 dirty git then
 starts scratching and picking at his bum hole,
 joined by satisfying
 groaning sounds. People walking in and out are
 understandably
 disgusted and notify the staff about the tramp's
 disgusting behavior.
 The manager goes over to him and says, "What the hell
 do you think you
 are doing, you dirty undesirable individual?" The
 tramp replies - '
 The sign in the window says "Pick your ring in
 comfort"'.

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