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Date Posted: Fri, Jul 14 2000, 23:21:43
Author: steve
Subject: One day the first grade teacher



One day the first grade teacher was reading the story
of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the
part of the story where the first pig was trying to
accumulate the building materials for his home.

She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with
the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir,
but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do
you think that man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he
said "'Holy Crap! A talking pig!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10
minutes.

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