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Date Posted: Fri, Jul 28 2000, 20:58:48
Author: steve
Subject: An elderly married couple



An elderly married couple scheduled their annual
medical examinations on the same day so they could
travel in together.

After the examination, the doctor said to the elderly
man, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any
medical concerns that you would like to discuss
me?"

"In fact, I do", said the man. "After I make love to my
wife for the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty.
And then, after I have sex my wife the second
time, I am usually cold and chilly."

"This is very interesting", replied the doctor. "Let me
do some research and get back to you."

After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said:
"Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any
medical concerns that you would like to discuss
me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions nor
concerns.

The doctor then asked: "Your husband had an unusual
concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty
after making love the first time and then cold and
chilly after the second time. Do you have any idea why
this would be?"

"Oh that old buzzard!" she replied. "That's because
the first time is usually in July and the second time
is usually in December!"

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