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Date Posted: Mon, Jun 12 2000, 13:21:11
Author: steve
Subject: Cadillac man

Cadillac man

A man and his wife were driving through country on his
way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel
gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station
and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobil
station and pulls over to the high octane pump.

"What can I do for y'all?" asks the attendant.

"Fill `er up with high test," replies the driver.

While the attendant is filling up the tank, he's
looking the car up and down. "What kinda car is this?"
he asks. "I never seen one like it before."

"Well," responds the driver, his chest swelling up with
pride, "this, my boy is a 1999 Cadillac DeVille."

"What all's it got in it?" asks the attendant.

"Well," says the driver, "it has everything. It's
loaded with power steering, power seats, power sun
roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD
player in the trunk with 100 watts per channel, 8
speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes
all around, leather interior, digital instrument
package, and best of all, a 8.8 liter V12 engine."

"Wow," says the attendant, "that's really something!"

"How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asks the
driver.

"That'll be $30.17," says the attendant.

The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off a $20
and a $10. He goes into his other pocket and pulls out
a handful of change. Mixed up with the change are a
few golf tees.

"What are those little wooden things?" asks the
attendant.

"That's what I put my balls on when I drive," says the
driver.

"Wow," says the attendant, "those Cadillac people
think of everything!"

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