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Date Posted: Wed, Aug 02 2000, 1:14:37
Author: steve
Subject: Golf and the Physical Therapist

Golf and the Physical Therapist

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday
morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched
in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome
of men playing the next hole.

Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately
clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the
ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began
to apologize. She explained that she was a physical
therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical
therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd
allow me", she told him earnestly.

Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be allright...I'll be fine in
a few minutes, he replied breathlessly as he remained
in the fetal position still clasping his hands together
at his crotch.

But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help
him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to
the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands
inside and began to massage him. She then asked him:
How does that feel? To which he replied: It feels
great, but my thumb still hurts like hell.

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