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Date Posted: Sat, Jun 10 2000, 21:22:53
Author: steve
Subject: A Guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus



A Guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and say's 'I bet $50 that

no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play'.



The people in the bar look around and someone fetches out an old

guitar. The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and

starts playing the guitar. The octopus's owner pockets the fifty

bucks.



Next guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn,

loosens up the keys, licks it's lips and starts playing a jazz solo.

The guy hands over another fifty bucks to the octopus's owner.



The bar owner has been watching all this and disappears out back,

coming back a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm.

He puts them on the bar and say's to the guy and his octopus, 'now if

your octopus can play that I'll give you a

hundred dollars'. The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it

up turns it over, has another look from another angle.



Puzzled, the octopus's owner comes up and says 'What are you pissing

around for? Hurry up and play the damn thing !'



The octopus says 'Play it ? If I can work out how to get it's pyjama's

off I'm gonna #*&% it !'

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