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Date Posted: Mon, Jun 12 2000, 13:25:33
Author: steve
Subject: Inspiration for us all

Inspiration for us all
 
 
 
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on
the door.
 
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in
the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he
thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.
 
"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.
 
So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the
door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the
homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??"
"No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the
man and slams the door.
 
He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she
says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night
we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up
from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to
get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us
to get lost??"
 
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.
"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it
would be the Christian thing to help him." So the husband gets
out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.
 
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger
anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push??"
 
And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are
you?"
And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing."
 
 

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