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Date Posted: Mon, Jun 12 2000, 13:29:45
Author: steve
Subject: MAN

MAN
 
A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a
 
 BUMP...
 
 BUMP...
 
 BUMP... behind him.
 
 Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin
 banging its way down the middle of the street towards him
 
 BUMP...
 
 BUMP...
 
BUMP...
 
 Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing
 quickly behind him ...
 
 faster...
 
faster...
 
BUMP...
 
 BUMP...
 
BUMP.
 
 
 He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
 slams and locks the door behind him.
 
 
 
Ĝ However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin
 
Clapping ...
 
 
 Clappity-BUMP...
 
 
 Clappity-BUMP
 
Clappity-BUMP...
 
 on the heels of the terrified man.
 
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
 
With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping
 towards him.
 
 The man screams and reaches for something, anything ... but all he can
find is a bottle of cough syrup!
 
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the coffin ...
... the coffin stops.
 
 

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