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Date Posted: Mon, Jun 12 2000, 13:33:23
Author: steve
Subject: I SAY I SAY ISAY - NUNS?

I SAY I SAY ISAY - NUNS?
 
 
 Nuns are admitted to heaven through a special gate and are expected to
 make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns are lined
 up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are
 made holy.
 "And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
 "Well, " says the first nun in line "I did once, just touched the tip of a
 penis with the tip of my finger you know just a little touch."
 "O.K." says St. Peter, "DIP YOUR FINGER IN THE HOLY WATER and pass on into
 heaven."
 The next nun admits that "Well yes, I did once get carried away and I, you
 know, sort of massaged and sort of rubbed the penis a bit you know."
 "O.K." says St. Peter, "RINSE YOUR HANDS IN HOLY WATER and pass on into
 heaven.
 Suddenly, there is some jostling in the line, and one of the nuns is
 trying to push into the front of the line.
 "Well, now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter.
 "Well, St. Peter" says the nun who is trying to improve her position in
 line. "If I'm going to have to gargle the holy water, I want to do it
 before Sister Beth sticks her ass in it!"
 
 
 
 

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