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Date Posted: Tue, Jun 13 2000, 21:53:35
Author: steve
Subject: A guy is sitting quietly




A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his
wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head
with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" he says.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket
with the name Marylou written on it," she replies.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Marylou was
the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explains.

She looks satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do
work around the house.

Three days later he's again sitting in his chair
reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying
pan, knocking him out cold.

When he comes to, he says, "What the hell was that
for?"

"Your horse phoned."

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