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Date Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2000, 20:30:46
Author: TheRunaway
Subject: Transatlantic Flight - Something for The ladies

On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes
through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful,and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I
want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!
No one has ever made me really feel like a
woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this
plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment there is silence. everyone has
forgotten their own peril, and they all stare,
riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of
the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of
the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman,"
he says. He's gorgeous! Tall, built, with
flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts
to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his
shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The
woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as
the strange man approaches. He removes his
shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he
reaches her, and extends the arm holding his
shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."

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