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Date Posted: Mon, Jun 19 2000, 22:01:52
Author: steve
Subject: Mommy Is Going to Eat Your Fingers

Mommy Is Going to Eat Your Fingers
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As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter
was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point,
she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her
fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her
fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy is gonna eat your
fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the
room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring
at her fingers with a devastated look on her face and tears
down her face.

I said, "What's wrong honey?"

Sad and broken up she looked at me and said "Mommy, where's
my booger?

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