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Date Posted: Mon, Apr 22 2002, 21:55:43
Author: STEVE
Subject: MATCH MAKER



The Matchmaker goes to see Mr. Avery, a confirmed
bachelor for many years. "Mr. Avery, don't leave it
too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only
have to say the word and you'll meet and be married in
no time!" says the Matchmaker.

"Don't bother," replies Mr. Avery, "I've two sisters at
home who look after all my needs."

"That's all well and good, but all the sisters in the
world cannot fill the role of a wife."

"I said 'two sisters'. I didn't say they were mine."

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