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Subject: 9月28日


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熱血沸騰
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Date Posted: 23:15:12 05/29/01 Tue
In reply to: 加畢地 's message, "加畢地中五手記" on 11:26:03 05/19/01 Sat

一年一次的便服日,竟會演變出一個奧運新項目-----Squeezers。

Squeezers 這個新興運動集自由博擊與智力於一身。手長腳長的人玩得最為出色,加上一個便「莫之能禦也」。比賽規則是以手觸及敵方的Breast或Dick。中Breast有1分;中Dick則有2分,評判1名,兩隊人數無限制,時間及場地亦無限制。

就是這樣,中國二隊 ( 鋒頭躉、迪迪仔 ) 及中國三隊 ( 靚Pat王、鉥窗B魚雷 ) 便展開連場激戰,手來手往,絕無冷場。在評判超人「公平」、「公正」的監視、計分下,最後三隊取得壓倒性的勝利 ( 三打二的緣故 ) ,其後更大唱國歌,升國旗。

歸根究底,鋒頭躉那件白色、「縮水」、「窄身」、「凸點」T-Shirt才是「千古罪人」,弄致參賽者傷痕纍纍。

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