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Subject: Vampire Fucks from Space Part 1


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Date Posted: 20:40:31 03/05/02 Tue

Vampire Fucks from Space

Once, in the village of Gruton, there was a major epedimic of asshole cancer. Everyone, including the king, got it. The king had to put an end to it, so he organized a mob of researchers to research possible cures. The researchers gathered every Saturday night in the Medieval Arena. They carried clipboards and clipboards and boards of clips and clipboards. Even one of them carried a calculator.

"There's no way this asshole cancer can be caused by nature," said one researcher.

"I say it's caused by sharks!" another researcher said.

"SHARKS?! You fucking idiot!!" yelled the first researcher.

Will they ever discover the cause of the asshole cancer? Better yet, will they find a cure?

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