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Date Posted: 23:52:50 05/27/03 Tue
In reply to:
NKLS Cody
's message, "Repubs still blame Clinton & 9-11, Kathyrn" on 11:15:00 05/27/03 Tue
>You will never get a
>right-winger to admit they're wrong about anything,
>b/c all they know how to do is blame shift.
>
>That is why I hope this report is factual:
>
>
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>"My lawn is in a constant state of readiness."
>
>GOP NOMINATES HANK HILL AS CANTIDATE IN 2004
>PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION BID
>
>In an unprecedented bizarre bid, the Republican
>re-election committee has nixed George W. Bush for the
>2004 ticket and plans to nominate animated prime-time
>cartoon character Hank Hill instead.
>
>“Everybody loves Hank Hill! Bellowed Kay Baily
>Hutchinson Texas ( R ).
>Hank’s a Texas native, gotta beautiful loving wife and
>a fine boy. Sells propane…America LOVES barbeques,
>I’ll tell ya’ what!!”
>
>When reminded that Hank Hill is a cartoon character
>created by Mike Judge and not a real person,
>Hutchinson hushed:
>
>“Shhhh!! American voters won’t know the difference!
>That’s the beauty of all this!
>…you tell me, son, how a cartoon character can become
>the number one watched prime time show in America.
>Look at the Simpsons, 12 seasons running. Hell Hank
>got higher damn ratings than the Super Bowl!! Not even
>the whole damn Vietnam war ever did that!”
>
>Hutchinson continued:
>
>“Americans WANT cartoon characters as their ideals.
>They have a two-dimensional predictable character that
>makes them seem tame and loveable. No surprises. No
>missed cues or bad grammar. That’s what America wants,
>and that’s what WE want!”
>
>Kay leaned back and pressed a “play” button on a DVD,
>and Hank Hill popped up on a 52 inch big screen TV…
>
>“Hello America, my name is Hank Hill. I sell propane
>and propane related accessories. Now, I have found a
>higher calling. I am running for president of the
>United States of America, I’ll tell ya’ what! I plan
>to invite all of America to a Texas barbeque, propane
>powered, of course…propane let’s you taste the meat,
>and not the heat!”
>
>Hutchinson pressed a button and another track popped
>up:
>
>“Some of you want to know what my stand on terrorism
>is, I’ll make this clear, they’ll be no burger for
>Osama BinLaden at my picnic, nosiree…in fact, I’m
>gonna kick your ass, Osama, I’ll tell ya’ what!!”
>
>Hutch pressed the stop key and added:
>
>“We’ve got tapes for all occasions, and monitors all
>over the world, including the U.N.
>Mike Judge and his animation staff are working
>overtime to provide material for any possible
>scenario. We can perfectly tailor Hank to any
>occasion!”
>
>When asked about the seeming lunacy of the whole idea,
>Hutchinson quipped:
>
>“I’ll tell ya’ a little secret…if you look closely at
>this video of Dubya, you’ll notice a bundle of cables
>coming outta his pant leg right here…”
>
>Simpson’s creator Matt Groening could not be reached
>for comment.
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ROFLMAO!
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