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Date Posted: 02:42:40 10/02/02 Wed
I was , um, …um, I was, um, …um my Auntie gave me 5 dollars, on accounta I'm a good liddow Kwistian girl. So, like she gave me 5 dollars, and I wuz gonna spend it on bubbow gum & candy & stuff, but Mommy said that Jeevus would want me ta' save it fer a rainy day, um, …cause y'know maybe the store would have a rainy day sale or sumthin', but anyways, she wuz tellin' me ta' put is away, but on accounta my piggy-bank wuz all brokeded, I coun't put it in there, so she said I could put it in thuh cookie jar. So, the other day I was watchin' this big fat lady on TB, and , and , an, an, she said I could feed a starvin' liddow boy from Aferca wif' jess' five dollars, an so I um, I said, Mommy I wanna buy candy fer the black boy, and I ran over to thuh cookie jar, and I wuz all gonna send it off to the liddow black boy, but there was no money in the cookie jar, and there was no cookies either. An I wuz all sad, because i wanted ta' hewp the black boy, HE WAS SO BLACK!, and he had thuh biggest head you ever saw, but other & that he wuz reaow skinny & all. So, um, ...an' ...an' ...an' I wanted um, …um, I jess' wanted ta' keep a liddow fer myself. Well, jess' a liddow, like maybe, oh half or sumthin', but there wuz no money, and Mommy said it was cause Jeevus already sent my money to Charity, and then Charity boughted the food fer the black baby.
That's my miracow, Jeevus bought a chochlate bar fer a afercan boy wif' my money. YIPPEE!
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