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Subject: Re: Communist Elf Kills Christmas


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Date Posted: 11/18/04 6:21pm
In reply to: Santa 's message, "Communist Elf Kills Christmas" on 11/18/04 8:46am

Jesus Christ, you guys pay a LOT of attention to the Modesto Bee lately...


>Charlie Woo is Santa's worst little helper. I would
>personally like to thank Mr. Woo and all of the
>greasy, illegal alien workers down at the docks for
>ruining christmas for thousands of red blooded,
>American children. Perhaps Mr. Woo should have used
>FedEx. Fucking communist! I tried to keep my old
>system going but all the cheap asses insisted that I
>was an insurance liability. Apparently they feel that
>I can no longer squeeze my fat ass down millions of
>chimnies in one night. Fuck them! And following the
>demise of christmas for all of those great American
>children, they have the nerve to bitch about a 5 to 10
>percent loss in holiday sales, and a fucked up fourth
>quarter? Charlie Woo, you're fired! I'm going back to
>midgets in little green suits. Merry Fucking
>Christmas!
>
>http://www.modbee.com/business/story/9445838p-10355406c
>.html

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That's because the Modesto bee is FUCKING FUNNYComedy Mark11/19/04 1:45pm


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