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Subject: Re: Office Birthday Party

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samshow

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Date Posted: 08/13/04 1:44am
In reply to: maren 's message, "Re: Office Birthday Party" on 08/12/04 10:19pm

ahh, the fight.... rather than having them be from rival offices, lets just start a bunch of rumors about both of them, and tell them that the other one made them up. that'll gettum wantin' to go toe to toe. furthermore, we need to let each of the desk driving bitches each have a briefcase. each case shall contain an array of weapons that may be found in or near an office-like area. these weapons may be used during any point in the bout, so long as the very last implement of violence be the briefcases itself. shall we take the company VAN to the event?
speaking of the event.... where are we gonna get the drunken brawlers to engage in violence at anyhow?
p.s. i am loving my new (almost) carpet kit in my van, it,s vantastic!

>maybe earl and mark can be from rival offices.... you
>know, competing companies? I personally can't wait
>to be a secretary....just like Mark.
>
>>I don't get it, where's the bit where you and Earl
>>fight? On the other hand, I can't wait to see Sean
>>showing off his typing skills.
>>
>>>I think the theme for this years birthday brawl
>should
>>>be "office party". We should dress in nice shirts
>and
>>>ties and have a water cooler filled with spiked
>punch.
>>> We could cook microwave soup and talk about the july
>>>financials. There would be some guy with rolled up
>>>sleeves drunk off heineken telling inappropriate
>jokes
>>>about the boss. And the girls could all dress as
>>>secretaries, as that is the only proper position for
>>>women in the workplace. ANYONE IN?
>>>
>>>Come on guys, I really want to tuck my shirt in and
>>>getr shitfaced.

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