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Subject: Re: Ring Toss

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Comedy Mark

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Date Posted: 08/26/04 12:03pm
In reply to: Squid 's message, "Re: Ring Toss" on 08/26/04 8:52am

>See, I was *wondering*...I'm such a Mom that I watched
>to make sure you had all yer stuff, etc, and I saw you
>staring at the front of the car. i thought you had a
>flat tire, but then you got in and drove off, so i
>didn't get to ask. how the hell did u conceal it? did
>u happen to have a bottle of liquid paper in Rental
>Car Color?

I went to Kragen and told the guy "I have 1 hour to hide a scratch in a rental car." The car was champagne/gold/gay colored so it was hard to find a match. He handed me this turtle wax pack that came with some white lipstick. I "worked it in the grooves" for about 20 minutes, waxed it, and the scratch was way lighter but still totally visible. So I called my insurance company to see if I was covered and the lady said YES, $500 deductible applies however. I threw the phone and my parents laughed. So I waxed that car (ooh baby) for another 20 minutes and then drove to the airport. When I got to drop off the car, I opened both doors quickly and acted worried that I returned it with 7/8th a tank (all part of the plan of deception). They guy said "oh dont worry, thats close enough", gave me a receipt, and drove off. $500 saved. Thank Jesus.

>is andy that very young drunk kid that kept grabbing
>everyone's family jewels? what a card!

That kid sucked. He patted my nuts twice at the start of the show and finally I had to tell him to back the fuck off. I think he was on E.

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