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Re: Ball

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Heinz Guderian and the Blue Notes

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Date Posted: 04/19/04 2:06pm
In reply to: God Almighty 's message, "Re: Ball" on 04/17/04 10:33pm

I love you, you pile of messianic delusions!

>>will the real double dribble please learn to spell,
>>please learn to spell
>>
>>>>My nuts are completely fine. What the fuck are nut
>>>>scales and how can I get some?
>>>you can get some nut-scales on El Cajon Blvd. They
>>>cost around twenty dollars, and they itch when there
>>>not dormant.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>My testicle gone astray was the least exciting
>Heinz, I fucked your mother you spineless sack of
>shit. Wipe that bukkake off your face and go take a
>shower, you stink like an unwashed vagina. Bitch
>>>>>thing
>>>>>>>>>that happened that night.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>A drunk driver plowed into three cars parked
>out
>>>>>>>front
>>>>>>>>>- one of them being Paul's - and then hit some
>>>>>>>>>scaffolding, and then fled. Everyone followed
>>>the
>>>>>>>>>noise to his house and he was promptly
>arrested.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>At 3 AM Dr. Corn peed on our door while we hid
>>>>like
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>scared children. I think he ended up in
>Mexico.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>At 9 AM I went to bed.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>While eating a lovely Easter meal of baked
>ham,
>>>>>>>>>>potatoes, green beans and yam I suddenly
>>>>>remembered
>>>>>>>>>>that a lot of Saturday night had been spent
>>>>>looking
>>>>>>>>at
>>>>>>>>>>Mark with one ball hanging out of his pants.
>>>>>>>>>>Why Mark? Why?
>>>>>>>>Was is shaved? and did it have any scales on it?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Ehwww, I didn't look that close!
>>>>>>Dude, I totally hate when scales consume my
>nuts!!!
>>>>>>Gotta get 'lotta lotion on them. You know I never
>>>did
>>>>>>find the stash of crazy glue my roommate said he
>>>>>>bought for me. Huh? What ever, You go Mark! And
>I'm
>>>>>>talkin' downtown!!!
>>>>>MARK HAS ALIGATOR BALLS.MARK HAS ALIGATOR
>BALLS.MARK
>>>>>HAS ALIGATOR BALLS.MARK HAS ALIGATOR BALLS.MARK HAS
>>>>>ALIGATOR BALLS.MARK HAS ALIGATOR BALLS.MARK HAS
>>>>>ALIGATOR BALLS.MARK HAS ALIGATOR BALLS.

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