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Subject: Re: Mark...you fancy little bitch!


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samshow
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Date Posted: 04/21/04 1:21pm
In reply to: Wonderboy 's message, "Re: Mark...you fancy little bitch!" on 04/18/04 3:40pm

pink is punk. there should definitely be a dress code of pink izod polos, and white tennis shorts that showcase your "junk". deck shoes are optional. accessories sould include but are not limited to: sweater vests, a sweater draped around the shoulders, argyle socks, a tennis racket, a dumb bubbly bitch named buffy or vanessa, and cocaine. lots and lots of cocaine.

>Maybe Natalie and I will come down and crash your gay
>ass bachelor pad party. Since is is a condo party, I
>vote for pink polo shirts being mandatory for the
>party's guests. You know, nothing goes with White
>Zinfandel like Pink Shirts anyways!
>
>>JOEL - our housewarming party isnt until June or July.
>> Please send 20 bottles of the wine you make. It's
>>delicious.
>>
>>>let me supply the wine on your next condo so we can
>>>make it a little less gay than gallo
>>>>We turned our living room into Julio Gallo's wet
>>>>dream, completely infuriated and alienated our
>>>>neighbors, and atomized a plaster monkey....and all
>>>>without having to leave San Diego...
>>>>
>>>>>I hear you are in the process of, or already have
>>>>>purchased a condo. One of these nights I'll show up
>>>>>with some baby powder, a case of forties, and some
>>>>>pre-chewed sun chips for your tv screen. After "The
>>>>>Bruce" lands a Pete Rose down your hallway, I'll
>put
>>>>>everything on your computer into one file and make
>>>>>your desktop background the most racist picture
>that
>>>I
>>>>>can find on the internet. Then after your neighbor
>>>>>screams at us at four in the morning for the
>>>fifteenth
>>>>>time that night, we'll take the party out into the
>>>>>front yard and play golf with beer bottles. Great.
>>>See
>>>>>you soon.

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