| Subject: Re: International language day!?!?!?!?! |
Author:
samshow
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Date Posted: 04/24/04 10:28pm
In reply to:
Rick James
's message, "Re: International language day!?!?!?!?!" on 04/23/04 9:58pm
i will find some difficulty trying to round up the dozen dislexic children, this being a college function and all.
it would also prove to be difficult to find a creepy passage from the bible, seeing as how i am not familiar with it's texts.
i think i shall explore my otions for now, but will not forget about such great ideas. thaks........samshow
>>You should execute a small puppy in front a dozen
>confused dislexic children, and then read them the
>most creepy psalm that exists in the bible, then you
>could go into convulsions and shit yourself. Society
>deserves something good.
>In my people's opinion, I think you should play the
>>song De Colores with a hip "NU" metal flair, and maybe
>>get the Booyah Tribe to do some beat boxing over some
>>Santana guitar riffs.Show that stinky cunt who's who.
>>And another thing, don't wear a mexican wrestling
>>mask, cowboy gear, nor a big moustache and sombrero.
>>
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>>>Play a nifty, 60's style, folk song that explains to
>>>the whole crowd that English is the official language
>>>of Freedom, Capitalism, America, and
>Earth...knowledge
>>>is power, so they need to either get with the program
>>>or put on a hair-net and make your lunch (at which
>>>point you could toss a few hair-nets into the
>audience
>>>for emphasis).
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