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I Am The "FUNNY GUY" In My Office

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Sherhamaza Raramodonakwanzaa

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Date Posted: 05/18/04 8:36pm

These are the Top 10 ways to be the "Funny Guy" in your office:

> > 10. Keep telling the same person they have bad breath even if they
don't,
> > and then punch them in the face.
> >
> > 9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives
> > you
the
> > sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you were just kidding and tell
> > them
> that
> >
> > they are all a bunch of fucking queers.
> >
> > 8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. Then during the
> meeting,
> > put one finger in the air and make a noise like you are hocking up a
> loogie.
> >
> > Then spit the custard into a glass and hand it to the person next to

> > you
> and
> >
> > say, "Beat that."
> >
> > 7. Inform a male co-worker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker."
> > Then
> piss
> > in his coffee and tell him that he needs a good ass fucking.
> >
> > 6. Always walk around with a big smile on your face and keep one
> > hand
down
> > your pants.
> >
> > 5. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know" then
> > call
the
> > person a racial slur that doesn't even correspond to their actual
> > race.
> >
> > 4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with
> > your
> nuts.
> > Get them all sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's hands.
> >
> > 3. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and
> > sees
it,
> > tell them it is the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it
> > up,and realize that their hand is covered in shit, laugh and point
> > at them and
> call
> >
> > them a fucking asshole.
> >
> > 2. Run down the hall with your dick out while pissing all over and
> > yell,
> "It
> >
> > won't stop! Help me!" Then when it stops, look down and say "Oh."
> >
> > 1. Ask to borrow someones pen. Bring it into the bathroom and stick
> > it
in
> > your ass. Take it back to the person you borrowed from and ask them
> > to
> smell
> >
> > it. When they tell you that it smells bad, tell them, "It should. I
> > had
it
> > in my ass."

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