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Date Posted: 09:30:18 06/30/00 Fri
Author: 香水泡泡
Subject: 恐龍恐龍不要來.污辱我的美

說到網路恐龍阿...
我可是亂有經驗一把的...
別看我小小年紀15歲...
可見過不少訓猛噴火龍哩...
我的第一個網友...
臉型是到三角錐的.....偉大吧...回憶那天..
我們相約中壢火車站...我和同學一起去(之後的同學皆是同一人..她陪我上山下海深經百戰哪!!)她說她的車和她穿的衣服將全部是藍色的....-_-"當時看到時..真傻了眼....你能想像到三角錐人頂著藍色安全帽配上一臉豆子ㄇ??
然後它大剌剌走過來說:妳是xxxㄇ?我原本想說"no"....看在人家辛苦來ㄉ份上...拉長一張老臉...恩.....是的...
倒三角又說:你要去哪裡呢??
我說:毆...天哪..看看幾點了...啥..2點..我答應我媽2點半要替他炮下午茶加碼殺機的ㄋㄟ...我先走一步好了...我同學陪你阿..
我那苦命的同學就陪他晃了一ㄍ下午...聽說我同學員想趁機甩掉她..可是被根的死緊..找不到機會...
那次還算好..第二次...又有人約去玩..嗚..ㄜ...
ㄟ..當時年幼無知...不之網路險惡...還不信邪..那時心中仍相信..網路會有帥ㄍ的..嗚嗚嗚......毀不當初..那晚我們相約隔天正午石管局見...真他媽的....太陽竟給我那麼大..那ㄍ網友就坐在車車中吹冷氣..我和同學走過去(車窗友隔熱紙..暗暗ㄉ..看不到裡頭)那人叫我們進去..說要帶我們去吃麥當勞...嗚嗚嗚..我同學這次學聰明了..打死不肯上車..一直說"我得回家ㄟ..我下午有事ㄟ.."真他x的@#$%^&*()_)^$#誰叫我上次落跑ㄋ??不過最後拗不過我..他陪我去ㄌ..一路上就那ㄍ人自言自語..我們都不說話...到了麥當勞..他說要請客..好阿...有免費午餐太棒嚕..結果我們2人飲料一口都不敢喝..倒是拼命吃...(忘了敘述這網友長相:肥肥大大白白像pig...而也又像流氓..-_-"太可怕了啦)吃完我們就傘人...謝謝都忘了說.....老實說..這次是被嚇跑ㄉ...
只有這兩次印象比較深..其他5.6個都馬是肥肥矮矮或黑黑油油要不然就是誇大奇詞..原本把自己說的很好..結果...\_/"
以後希望長的不帥的倫不要批評長的不美的倫..因為每個人被批評的時候都馬是不爽不爽的阿..
今天我在這發表文章真對不起我的良心阿!!
竟把以前的悲慘遭遇一一說出....
不過..至今我仍相信"網路有帥ㄍ"ccc....
別說我執迷不悟...應是說我對網路有信心!!
誰說帥哥不玩網路ㄉ\_/我也在網路上欲過帥ㄍ阿...祇是只有一ㄍ而已..至今仍保持聯絡..哇哈哈哈~~~~~~

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