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Subject: God is an angry woman i swear (shopping will be the death of me)

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Date Posted: 21:36:20 04/02/02 Tue

OK, maybe it's just shopping but some of you out there need to take a pill, may I recommend cyanide. I read an article in our newspaper that the stress that men experience during holiday shopping can rise to the level of a jet fighter pilot. But still some of you seem to enjoy being a dick more than you should.
For those of you that can't relate to the problem at hand, you might be part of the problem. Take the following test to see how many points you collect.

If someone makes a mistake driving, you wish he was dead === add 5 points ===
If you have to have to park within 5 spots of the stores door === add 2 points ===
If you cuss more than twice in any sentence while driving === add 3 points ===
You steer with one hand to save the other for gesturing === add 4 points ===
You find yourself hating someone you don't even know === add 5 points ===
You survey what's in the car that can be used as a weapon === add 6 points ===

If you have more than one point you might want to relax. And I hope that I don't meet you on the road.

"Music hath charm to sooth a savage beast - but I'd try a revolver first."
---Josh Billings---

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[> Subject: Re: God is an angry woman i swear (shopping will be the death of me)
Author: Jesse [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 21:42:39 04/02/02 Tue �?�What the fuck�?�

[> Subject: Re: God is an angry woman i swear (shopping will be the death of me)
Author: ::::::::MAX:::::::: [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 22:12:16 04/02/02 Tue should i be concerned if i answered yes to all of them? ::::::::MAX::::::::

[> Subject: Re: God is an angry woman i swear (shopping will be the death of me)
Author: wink [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 06:17:42 04/03/02 Wed heh shit i scored a 24 :>